Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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