Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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