two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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