haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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