8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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