the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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