it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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