38 yer olds are good kisserssss
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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