Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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