Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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