on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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