I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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