problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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