I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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