Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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