doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in