Im at strip club and am horny
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
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remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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