Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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