i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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