she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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