nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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