i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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