Don't you send me to vm
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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