didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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