he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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