Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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