I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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