like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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