I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Randomize
