I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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