Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You're a waste of cheezeits
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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