32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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