You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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