She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Rumble strips road head = magical
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?