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• (734): View more from Michigan

  You made me cry and you don't even care

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?

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  If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"

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• (716): View more from New York

  Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.

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