At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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