did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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