We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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