Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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