Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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