i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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