fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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