I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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