so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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