I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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