We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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