i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
