You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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