i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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