do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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