belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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