She just used a chaser for red wine.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
