Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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