i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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