People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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