I just cut my nipple shaving
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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