You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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