Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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