weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just google imaged poop.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
